gothgirlPROFITS / $GOTHGIRL

HOSTILE TAKEOVERS.
EXCELLENT TAILORING.

BOARD MEETING № 778BUSINESS AS USUAL. UNFORTUNATELY.ATTIRE: NORMAL.

GOTH GIRL PROFITS PRESENTS

PROFITS.

with teeth.

MEETING AGENDA

  1. Small talkNO.
  2. Your feelingsNO.
  3. Every last pennyYES.
Don't worry.
I don't bite.*unless it's deductible.
An unimpressed goth woman in black tailoring, a choker and silver rings, sitting with her massive buckled boots up on the boardroom table.
NORMAL BOARDROOM ATTIRE.
GOTH GIRLCHIEF EXTRACTION OFFICER
A photographic crop of the chairwoman on her company badge.
BOARD ACCESSVISITORUNTIL SHE SAYS SO.
COMPANYOVER
HEADFIRST UP: THE COFFEE BUDGET
HERUNDER
CONTROLWAISTLINE: COMFORTABLE

One click. One notch. Less company.

“We squeeze companies like
we squeeze into our pants.”— THE CHAIRWOMAN
THE BOARDROOM DRESSED FOR HER.
$GOTHGIRLGoth Girl Profits
CALaunch details coming soon

Verified artwork 778: the entire original blue boardroom photograph, with the goth woman, her boots on a glass table, four intimidated executives and the PROFITS presentation.

The original board meeting. #778